Well, the cheerleaders looked good as usual! Those girls really do hussle up. Unlike the Cowboys. Romo could not have walked any slower from the sideline to the huddle if he tried. There was zero hussle and zero discipline in their play. This comes down to coaching. Everybody wants to blame somebody, and I’ve got a name and a face. Come on Garrett. Let’s see…Phillips was the head coach and he should have never been a head coach. He’s an excellent defensive coordinator as proved up by his turning the Texans defense into the number 1 defense in the league! According to the great Bear Bryant, defense wins championships…OK. We removed the slovenly Philips (or Bums’ damaged goods as I call him). So, we put the one who was calling the plays from offensive coordinator to head coach. The guy has no chin. He also has no balls! Further, regardless of his physical limitations, he cannot call plays. I hear all the time how brilliant he is. Well, does he know more than 4 plays? Cuz that’s all he calls. Run on 1st. Short or shovel pass (gasp) on 2nd (sometimes he calls a play action). Then we throw a pass a yard or so short of the first down, and of course our guys do not have the hussle to make up that extra yard for the most part. Then it’s a kick. Now, he did not get a chance to make it through all four plays on several occasions because his star quarterback threw the ball to the wrong fucking people.
Romo is not a winner but he is a good quarterback. I HATE hearing how great he is statistically. It was Mark Twain who said ‘Lies, damn lies and statistics.” Statically, we all have one breast and one ball, or really more like a little more than one breast and a little less than one ball. So, I say that Romo should put his ball inh is hand and throw that mother fucker to the right people. And, stop nursing on the tit buddy. It’s the NFL! Play the game or find another job. And just for the record, I never heard any sports experts say one thing about the turkeys that boy was throwing! It’s not Thanksgiving yet Romo. Throw the damn ball and stop being so afraid. Really. Too bad Romo could not have had a hand in the epic failure of the US in the Ryder Cup! Maybe soon!
Now, that brings me to Dez. OMG! What a train wreck. He is just a poor brother from the hood, but he doesn’t live in the hood any more. Stop acting like it! Outside the hood, we don’t do things like hit our mothers. And this whole punishment of not going to the titty bars – really? Come on! Let him go there and get a job at the door cuz he knows how to push girls around just fine! Oh wait, well he wouldn’t make a good bouncer either. OK – just go back to the hood Dez. I’m sick of watching you sucking on the field. I would rather watch someone actually catch the ball rather than watching this so-called talent just not catch the ball. Was he mad at Romo and trying to make a point or does he really just suck that bad? Fire his ass! Or I should say trade his sorry ass to the Eagles. They like hoodlums there. He and Vick can beat their mothers and then fight their dogs together and in the city of Brotherly love, well dogs and mothers are not brothers…He should be fine there. Let him drop some of Vick’s passes for a change. I want to see Beasley! He hussles, runs and seems to care unlike the other cowdawgs on that damn losing team.
And, now while I love Witten and wear his jersey, the man needs to get off the field and get healthy then get back on the field and play like Jason Witten. His play is off and awful quite frankly. He needs to take care of himself and not kill himself for a team who clearly does not give a shit whether they win or lose. Roll tape on the interviews. They are always the same, but Witten? You’re killing me buddy! Let’s see the next man up for a while. As a matter of fact, let’s see a bunch of new men up! These cry babies and sophomoric type of play are not of professional quality. It costs me a lot of money to go to each game, and I don’t really have it. I love the Cowboys and football quite a lot! I take my entire family. I’m am one of the few single women I see there with their kids. On that note, Jerrah is being cheap this year. When the stadium opned, they had great parties and bands and elaborate halftime shows. Now, we don’t. At least in the previous years, when the Cowbosy sucked (which was quite often), there was always a big party going on. Not this year. The halftime shows suck. The team sucks. The refs suck. And further, I get a lot of stares, which means that there are not enough pretty girls there. Jerrah WTF! You are disappointing me so badly.
Coach Ryan, sir, I love to watch your defense play. They did fall apart last week, but so did the entire fucking team! At least the defense has more than four plays. It is exciting to watch and learn something new other than Jason Garrett’s play calling with lack of vision, just like when he played as a third rate quarterback. People don’t refer to him as Coach Garrett. He is Jason Garrett. Coach Ryan has been coach since the day he started. That is the difference. Garrett is not a coach. He’s a weaney with no chin! You boys need to get your act together! All of you! As for my friends and family at the stadium, I love you all! We are being ripped off, and they owe us an apology at the very least. I want to hear them say I’m sorry to those who spend their hard earned money to come watch professional football and not pop-warner. At least those little boys care and give it all they got. You creeps gave us about 25%.
I did have a blast tailgating – thank Rodney. Thanks to the ESPN dude for helping us with electricity! Welcome back David! I was so glad to see you there. I will apologize on behalf of the Cowboys to you. I am sorry that you overcame such incredible adversity to make it to that game. It WAS good to see you. The good news is that the fans will show up again. We always do. Over and over again. BTW, the Bears fans are GREAT! I always enjoy the Bears fans! They are second in numbers, noise and tailgating only to the Saints at the Cowboy Stadium!
Well, I do have the opportunity to enjoy Redzone this weekend rather than going to the game and being disappointed on national TV. I LOVE Redzone and cannot recommend it enough. It is the greatest way to kill a Sunday! I have to run to the restroom cuz every play is a good one on Redzone! We the Cowboy fans will be back the end of this month partying and hopefully drinking enough that we don’t remember the end of the game! Rock on…